Bad sex
By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada
By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada
By BirthdayGirl - 24/07/2009 18:13 - United States
By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France
By collegebroke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lakewood
By anonix - 21/12/2014 19:08 - Canada
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States
By fiendishkitty - 20/09/2011 17:53 - United States
By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States
By vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26
By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States
By Becckzfizz - 20/06/2013 14:10 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
Hello, I wrote this, Yes I'm in England. I'd text my mum to let her know that I was on my way home, she'd replied and all was well. Next thing I know she's ringing me again thinking that I've done a runner from the hospital. The doctor had discharged me and signed all of my forms, though the nurses on duty had not been notified of this and immediately called the police to report me as a missing person (even though I was waiting for my taxi in the hospital entrance), the police then contacted my emergency contact (my mum) and then she called me. I understand that it wasn't the Doctors fault, it was just a clerical error. All clear?
By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States
By Rjlup - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
By hannahj88 - 16/10/2010 04:41 - Australia
By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 04:12 - Singapore - Pasir Ris
By unlucky - 20/04/2013 21:17 - United States - Wheeling
By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States
By Chesty Larue - 07/08/2015 00:29 - United States
By the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury
By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:01 - United States
By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States
By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City
By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By nykkymcallister - 19/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Baltimore
This is my FML!! I'm honestly surprised it got published. To add more to this, me and my husband both got smart watched (no not Apple watches) because I had gotten one and he wanted to steal it so I got him one too. I said that we should go around our yard and act like we're in a James Bond movie and he agreed. The neighbors didn't know it was us which is why the cops were called. No charges were pressed and my neighbors were fine with us being in their bushes after we told them what we were doing and they even wanted to join us lol. Thank you for all the nice comments!
By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras
By schooyou101 - 04/12/2012 00:53 - United States - Prairie Village
By noO - 07/02/2016 17:43 - United States - Greenwood
By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Macungie
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Alright, I'm the OP, and I left because I had a migraine and wanted to go lay down. I brought the cake inside and plopped it on the counter, since my parents said they would put it away. I did NOT have a party, and alright, my life sucks because I wanted an ice cream cake. I have no life, I have no friends, make you guys happy?