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The Top
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Healthy lifestyle choices
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Panic in the streets
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The Soprano
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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 22:56 - United States
Go deep
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Freak out
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Oh no…
By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada
Unhappy New Year
By newyearstandup - 01/01/2015 11:56 - Australia
newyearstandup tells us more.
Thanks for the support guys. To answer some of your questions.... The mall was suggested by him as we figured it was the only place we knew 100% was open. I don't think he suggested a closed restaurant deliberately. In my city it's touch and go what will be open on public holidays. We knew exactly where to meet - where all the restaurants are at the mall. And I did call and message a couple of times but received nothing back. He also deleted me from the dating site we met on. So it was a clear ditch. He knew what I looked like beforehand so dunno what it was! And we basically just had a one minute conversation so doubt I could have pissed him off in that little amount of time! Very doubtful he was in an accident. Definitely dodged a bullet I think. Hopefully this doesn't set the tone for 2015!
Oh really? No way!
By verydepressed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation - Seversk
By me - 19/12/2010 03:20 - United States
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By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States
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I know the difference, I just made a simple mistake....