By cc13799 - 28/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Brooklyn
The Top
By StargazeKitsune - 31/07/2015 05:36 - United States - Kalispell
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Monolith
By AshWil - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Washington
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Me me me
By fthis - 27/01/2009 17:58 - United States
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Busted
By blububble412 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sierra Vista
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By christinaannxo - 08/01/2016 08:06 - United States - Valdosta
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i honestly don't know. I was sitting on the couch eating fruit loops & thought "I'm gonna catch this" tossed a couple, caught them & then when I was feeling lucky BAM, counter. it's all fun & games until you slam the back of your head on a counter. lesson learned! (:
By weeble_wobbles09 - 26/12/2009 02:06 - United States
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Dad jokes
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - India - Pune
By proteinboy - 16/11/2009 03:00 - United States
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By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Las Vegas
Who do you take me for?
By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht
Classy night out
By thanks - 01/03/2014 17:23 - Australia - Blackburn
By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta
By Jack - 01/02/2009 08:54 - United Kingdom
Badass
By zzz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Campbell River
By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 23:44 - United States - Saint Paul
By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 17:59 - United States - Wallingford
Demented
By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States
Keywords
Hey guys! OP here! So the burning question here is whether I had to clean it. I was *supposed* to help, but I gagged everytime I got within 10 feet of it, so I was spared for everyone else's sake. We didn't need two messes to clean...the video itself is a little embarrassing because I had literally NO idea what to do. (Never been trained in shit scenarios, surprisingly....), but everyone has good humor and their own horror stories to accompany it so it's pretty much like I've just become the weirdest celebrity ever. His commentary WAS really hilarious, though I'm not sure if he'll be posting the on Facebook or Youtube. He said he doesn't want one of his friends to see it and go "OH MY GOD THAT'S GRANDPA JIM!" But I have a feeling it'll still live in infamy for a while. Anyways, thanks for all the jokes guys! I've been laughing all day. I'll have to show this to everyone at work so they can get a kick out of it too. ;)