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Your tryed

By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML

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MiniFil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!" Ming Ming!

Hazimius 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:03

I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.

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slipknotjoeyjor 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 13:52

Atleast u tried...

Sputnik6 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:01

I've gotta share #4's skepticism, but if it's true I'd say you proved her right...

kc2_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:12

Well that's probobly cause you are worthless and useless... :D have a nice day..

chakrabs 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:07

Yeah, AC installation is really not something you do solo.

thatswasup 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:05

Should have said shut up bitch swallow Lol

AlfonzoRex 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:11

#21 That was obviously directed at me XD I'm usually way more careful about that :

Arbeitslos 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:24

Some moms are just bitches. If she is a toxic relationship for you, move out a cut her off. Get a life.

shaybonator 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:30

Hahahahhahahaha

daffyduck_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:36

What does it mean when yourwriting an FML when it says "vaible author is missing"?

fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:36

well that was an epic fail.

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