Intimacy You OK hun?

You OK hun?

notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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whyme27 - - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Thanks dad…

Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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name2notforget 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:11

well...were you while you fell in the shower?

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:22

Your mom knows what's up with young people these days

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:34

I don't see why you are complaining -- your mom made that guy even hotter for you! Must be nice having your mom also being your pimp.

Marcelb 17

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:27

LOLL @ pimp

davids123 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:23

lol i want to meet your mum she sounds awsome haa

Newbie21 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:23

FYL

holaworld 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:34

that is sooo fuckimg hilarious!!!!

dummydory 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:43

LMAO!!! Don't worry he probably got a nice image of you in his head and maybe he'll ask you out on a date real soon.

iluvfmls456 0

Monday 11 April 2011 1:19

Omgg I love dory!!!!:D

weezybaby22 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:01

your moms ok with you masterbating?!

HisBabyGirl4ever 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:26

Most moms are Coz they're NOT ready to be grandma..:) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Smartypanties 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:29

such an open minded mom you've gotten!!!

fuckinglifehard 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:34

Why is this an FML? Your mum just scored major points for you. i wish my mum would accept my masturbation addiction, but she doesnt. So you are one lucky bitch.

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:33

i agree with all the people that say that your mom just did u a favor.

HyperExecuter 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:20

well, op, this is a funny post, if completely untrue. first, wouldn't you like scream I suprise, or cry if it hurt... but moan? I don't think so. and if you were "moaning", how would you hear your Mom say that? plus, I know some would, but the odds that ur mom would say that are very low. this is a good fml, but there is no doubt it is fake.