You made your bed…

By Anonymous - 27/10/2025 09:00

Today, I asked my employee, who I desperately need, who I forced into a position she explicitly stated she didn't want, if she could stop cursing out the field employees. She said no. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Monday 27 October 2025 14:44

Try giving her a decent bonus instead, you miserable ******* cheapskate.

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Wednesday 29 October 2025 15:22

#FAFO

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FluffythePink 23

Monday 27 October 2025 14:44

Try giving her a decent bonus instead, you miserable ******* cheapskate.

tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 29 October 2025 15:22

#FAFO

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 31 October 2025 0:55

Fair trade - the needed piece gets to call out the useless trash.

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