Work: Wobble wobble

Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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Friday 7 October 2011 18:41

Why were you watching his penis wobble then? Look at his face.

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Nothing wrong with a healthy conversation regardless of clothing.

Comments

JinxosGirl87 0

Friday 7 October 2011 20:09

At least it wasn't erect.

LadyLexi 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 3:52

Like the one in ur pic? XD

Calen5556 0

Friday 7 October 2011 20:13

All you needed to say was "I'm the lifeguard, I have to go..."

Cynical_in_SK 6

Friday 7 October 2011 20:15

Uhm...stop walking through the change room? There must be another route you can take to the pool. Just a thought. Or you could politely explain that don't have time to talk because you are on duty and are needed poolside immediately to...you know...make sure no one drowns. Again...just a thought

xmudvaynex 13

Friday 7 October 2011 20:21

And you were looking why?

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 7 October 2011 20:21

that sucks but really, why r u staring at his penis?

mbrooks5110 0

Friday 7 October 2011 20:23

Stop looking at his junk.

Btreasure 8

Friday 7 October 2011 20:28

Did it make your penis wobble?

macdaddymady 8

Friday 7 October 2011 20:31

THIS IS SPARTA

deviable 9

Friday 7 October 2011 20:38

You're ah, really paying extra attention to his penis, arencha?

Epikouros 31

Friday 7 October 2011 20:42

YDI for being uptight, FYL for being straight (I guess). I would pay to see that. One of my finest childhood memories was watching an older men's penis wobble in the swimming pool's changing room.