Love, Tinder and Dating: What a time to be alive - FML

What a time to be alive

By selfarrangedmarriage - 20/09/2026 22:00 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, by far the most accessible way to make ANY romantic connections outside of a bar is to evaluate 400 complete strangers based on their personal resumes, then schedule to meet them under romantic expectations, AKA a dating app. FML

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Hangryko 31

Monday 21 September 2026 6:05

It's better to stay single these days. I'm grateful I met my husband over twenty years ago; I would never date now.

JackWood 20

Monday 21 September 2026 15:55

Alcohol fueled romance always lasts longer lol

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DLBL 21

Monday 21 September 2026 1:45

Real Life is an option, too. There are nice people that go to bars, there's no reason you can't meet a nice person there and just take it slow. I met my husband of 29 years on dollar night at a biker bar.

JackWood 20

Monday 21 September 2026 15:55

Alcohol fueled romance always lasts longer lol

Hangryko 31

Monday 21 September 2026 6:05

It's better to stay single these days. I'm grateful I met my husband over twenty years ago; I would never date now.

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