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By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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organizse 28

Thursday 12 February 2015 19:27

Bang on the walls and tell him "I can do better"

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Thursday 12 February 2015 19:29

Leave a sex tip book for your neighbor on his door! I think he'll get the hint :D

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denden_mushi 11

Friday 13 February 2015 3:12

I don't get why people fake it. Wouldn't that actually be more hurtful to your significant other and yourself too? I just don't get it...

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 13 February 2015 3:43

Find an independent film with a loud domestic shouting match, preferably about a sexual matter, make them just as uncomfortable.

posie97 18

Friday 13 February 2015 4:25

I would have ran in there, pushed him off, and made him watch us do it way better and listen her when she's NOT faking every ****** I give her!

danm19 15

Saturday 14 February 2015 13:48

So a break in and rape!

trulypar 34

Friday 13 February 2015 7:49

Anonymously leave a little trophy outside the door for the terrific acting. :-)

asherm 15

Friday 13 February 2015 14:20

F her life.

xx000o 27

Friday 13 February 2015 18:03

Maybe he's a great guy and a lousy ****.

rockydify 22

Friday 13 February 2015 19:10

How could you possibly know she was faking from listening to them?

shitstorm28 11

Monday 16 February 2015 16:12

I had a neighbor like this once. I responded by yelling directions to him through the wall.

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