UNAGI!

By belieber101 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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badactor009 0

Uh, hate to tell you this but us creepers home in on frightened wimps making karate noises. Makes me want to do sick and twisted things to fraidy-cats. Frightened noises draws us like evil rapist zombies to a girls first menstraul blood. If you are lucky the first creeper will finish you off before the swarm gets there.

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koenigsegg44 2

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jackeechan 10

Get your diamond sword, armor, and porkchops buddy! Were goin on a minecraft stakeout! :D

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jbladehdk 4

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cscott3131 0

Seriously, why did you let creepers in your house anyways?? Lol

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braceletwiz98 3

That'ssssssSSSSSssssss a nicesssssSSSSss basssssSSSSSsssssement you've got there...

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paintedgoddess 0

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hannah327 0

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh extremely hard. Ydi...

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