Work: Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came... - FML

By lyssuhhhh - 26/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

Free money.

MissGrinch 4

Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

"I'm lovin' it."

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JupiterPainon 17

Saturday 22 August 2015 3:22

And yet somehow people that stupid think they deserve $15 an hour

ChrisMora 16

Friday 30 October 2015 21:45

"I can laugh, because now I can have a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit, courtesy of you."

longhairedmale 11

Sunday 31 January 2016 20:14

We need a button that says she deserved it

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Sunday 31 July 2016 17:21

Think of it like this the bruises from the quarters will go away, but her stupidity will remain with her forever.

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