Miscellaneous Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up...

NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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:| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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Anonymous - 08/12/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward

urlifeisraped 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

Haha ur such a doosh

urlifeisraped 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

Haha ur such a doosh

jakkanarchy 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:26

seriously. pressumptuous dick.

jonathanhand 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:20

you spelled douche wrong bro

countingstairs 16

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:05

#138 No shit, bro

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward

ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:05

Yeah, poor guy

patebishop 7

Friday 24 February 2012 22:26

Was that pun intended or not?

Dustin_H 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

If he smelled bad anyone could have mistaken. No probs

Xero3g 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

You should live in Detroit. You'd never make that mistake. Here, everyone's homeless. Or at least begging for change.

hillcitygirl 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:11

That's just wrong.

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Thursday 4 June 2009 16:13

It's a risk you had to take. When I worked downtown I developed an uncanny ability to put on my ipod and zone out anybody and everybody who tried to talk to me.