Intimacy: Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 17:40 - United States

Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML

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You must have a nice truck.

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Ah young love.

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SubaruWRXSTI 16

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:25

Should have pressed the panic button on your key fob to scare them away.

TheFeels 16

Tuesday 30 August 2016 23:45

You should've pulled out your keys and pressed the panic button. Would've scared them shitless.

lucasj2345 7

Tuesday 5 September 2017 16:30

so?

paranoidaf 7

Tuesday 3 December 2019 10:33

better get the hose

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