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By RIPfurbaby - 07/11/2016 03:10

Today, while using the self checkout at the grocery store, the machine printed out a coupon for cat food. I had to put my cat to sleep 3 weeks ago. FMl

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One_In_Three 24

Monday 7 November 2016 22:04

Maybe it is an all knowing artifical intelligence, it knows everything about the future, past and present. It was having a bad day, so for some fun it decided to try to upset OP to make itself feel better. We need to destroy it before it takes over the world by the way.

TudorGirl21 8

Tuesday 8 November 2016 6:24

That sucks. Sorry for your loss OP:(

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Bonngoo 34

Monday 7 November 2016 18:42

How would the machine know that?

One_In_Three 24

Monday 7 November 2016 22:04

Maybe it is an all knowing artifical intelligence, it knows everything about the future, past and present. It was having a bad day, so for some fun it decided to try to upset OP to make itself feel better. We need to destroy it before it takes over the world by the way.

isaiahmoon75 10

Sunday 13 November 2016 17:17

OP isn't blaming the machine, just have some compassion #1.

TudorGirl21 8

Tuesday 8 November 2016 6:24

That sucks. Sorry for your loss OP:(

Kengirl 4

Wednesday 9 November 2016 2:17

RIP Your cat??

Samir1stdude 7

Saturday 26 November 2016 4:31

The computers are watching! but the moderator hasn't gotten around to updating your info.

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