Intimacy: Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar... - FML

By deathbysnoosnoo - 24/11/2009 21:42 - United States

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Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML

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third_planet 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:15

Where's the FML?

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:09

Pics or gtfo.

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codycook1 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:38

is she hot?

lili555_fml 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:47

den block her

kuraisora 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:36

Turn her pictures into "art" and get paid for your bleeding eyes. and... I love your name!

CurtisDkidd 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 18:59

I don't see why your life is f'd. you should have ended it FThatCougar;)

MIgirl88 0

Monday 12 September 2011 7:20

Hit it and quit it lol. Solves everything!

kingsley_fml 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:12

Wow, I had no idea cougars could talk!

Dcm210 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 1:33

are you gay?

mike307 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 21:46

The older the berry the sweeter the juice!

polobeastjkc 5

Monday 6 May 2013 5:02

Is she a hot cougar

miniDJ 7

Monday 10 June 2013 6:01

What's so bad about that

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