Transportation, Cars and Accident: Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into...

By godhatesme - 10/12/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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Saturday 10 December 2011 15:58

How did you not see her?

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Some guys actually enjoy sleeping on the couch. It's kinda like camping.....

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XxDancerGirlxX 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:07

Don't feel bad OP. I worked with a woman who purposely ran her husband over. She did more damage to the car than him.

chlolzah 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:27

Sleeping on the couch? Naah, she will make sure you have a bed.... The garden bed!

Drichard512 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:44

hit the bitch harrder and you can sleep werever you damn please

hateevryone 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:58

you're lucky she didn't put you out.

geon_olam 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:44

Or op is a pedophile

rckstrtmmy 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:30

who puts a kitchen in the driveway anyways?

ducklover123 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:12

How did that happen??? hmmmmm;)

shutterbug1190 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:23

Lol how did that even happen? I don't understand why you'd have to sleep on the couch if it was just an accident. Wait it was an accident right....

laliique_31 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:57

that's not FYL...thats more F her life! anyways...i LOL'd

bustymami21 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:11

I say f that st*p*d b*tch for not seeing the car??? wtf is wrong wit these people who say its his fault???? smfh

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