Health: Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb....

By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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Comments

iLoveFamilyGuy 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 21:32

Will someone PLEASE explain to me how this occurs?

robsic66 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 0:54

Shouldn't have hurt the bubble wrap...

sgtcxelite 11

Friday 31 May 2013 23:43

Someone goes hard

Laura3415 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:26

Can't be an FML if bubble wrap's involved, you deserved it :')

247pacient 11

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:53

Sounds like something that would happen to me

HollyPolly 19

Sunday 12 April 2015 10:38

that is too funny, the same thing happened to me.

chickenshit6 3

Friday 1 May 2015 5:48

They should have a warning label on there!

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