Love: Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy dress...

By sleepy125 - 23/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy dress party with my best friend. He did tell me he needed space to think about us this whole weekend. I guess I know what he's been thinking. FML

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tellyc 27

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:08

He could've Atleast been upfront with you about it, doesn't sound like you have a great best friend either

Lagalette 19

Thursday 26 February 2015 7:08

Wow **** them !

Dale_shackleford 13

Thursday 18 February 2016 1:55

Why are there only 18 comments

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