Intimacy: Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon.... - FML

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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ohsnapword 21

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:08

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

Tikaani96 15

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:06

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

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J15237 25

Monday 23 December 2019 20:37

I know you didnt sign up for this, but at least she was looking for some extra dick. Enjoy the damn attention from your wife and her friend and relax. So your wife is a bit kinkey. It happens.

Angmar5462 4

Thursday 22 December 2022 15:33

Bro, take the win

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