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By sohungry - 02/01/2012 12:18 - India

Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML

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Today, my mom went on a rant about how insulin and other diabetic medications are evil western poisons, and that she can control her condition naturally on her own. That would be great, if she actually ate right and exercised instead of just using meditation to “think” herself healthy. FML

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Monday 2 January 2012 18:57

Emailed information is always correct though.

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Oh Jesus, your mom wants you to eat healthier. How horrible. I'm sorry OP.

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Saturday 26 September 2015 0:54

Look ma, no ovaries!

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