Health: Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 22:00

Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML

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Friday 7 September 2018 22:14

this is why obesity shouldn't be accepted

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As a fat person who is trying to get their life together, I completely agree.

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Shove her ass off and take it

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