Love: Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period...

How the do you know that? "Sh*t, 5 hours ago should have already started my period, damn, I must be pregnant" Those are the people wanting to get pregnant, purposely lie about being on birth control.

CrazyManNo9 29

Sunday 10 May 2015 22:25

You women are insane.

08XL1200L 6

Wednesday 13 May 2015 5:02

PLEASE do not reproduce with this woman. For the love of mankind, we don't need anymore idiots!

ASeeR 14

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:22

lol this art is funny

idxntgiveafxck 17

Tuesday 26 May 2015 14:46

Pull out game weakkkkkk

Amorettex 19

Thursday 28 May 2015 23:53

Oh it would be a dream if we gals knew the time we get our period...lol ?

kylelombard 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:50

Jkyr

kylelombard 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:51

Yuuluioiujok

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