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By well then - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - Forest Park

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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Sunday 31 May 2015 6:24

When I first read this I thought it said mahogany. Lol

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Sunday 31 May 2015 6:22

She must live in constant panicky fear if she has a phobia of monogamy and yet claims to have been monogamous. Yeah, right. Smells fishy to me.

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ChrisSixx 6

Sunday 20 March 2016 7:52

I have an "phobia" of it as well basically. Thank god it isn't just me.

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