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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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jes12NV 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:05

wow . you're doing something wrong lol

DefineAlrep 9

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

At least she didn't cheat on you. No?

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Duilio_Auditore 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 3:03

These women are commiting great sins, do not blame yourself, they will recieve their punishment in due time. These women who seek to commit sexual acts with other women, are undeserving of a man, and should be ignored, leave them in the dark, do not allow them to corrupt you. Look for a woman with more sense to her, one who is more worth your time. corinthians 6:9,10,Homosexuals shall not inherit the Kingdom of God,also drunks,thieves,adulteres.If your sin defines you,you are not saved.

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