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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:05

wow . you're doing something wrong lol

DefineAlrep 9

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:07

At least she didn't cheat on you. No?

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chelle_starlight 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:46

concidence or a curse?...what about a cursed concidence?...

rustic 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:47

I wonder what it is about you that makes woman lose interest in men. fyl indeed.

NettotWSecnarf 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:52

hHa! You make women like women. "Why does ecerybody come out to meee?"

Babylondeath 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:04

apparently you have failed to please two women perhaps you should look into dating men loser hahahaha

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:07

maybe you're super chauvinistic?

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:25

I guess you didn't learn ur lesson... ur still bitching

IcyJack 7

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:25

This made me think of George from Seinfeld.

jojobeanz 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:36

you must be broken lol

Nefertiti78 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:45

tell her I'm single ;-)

AAShah 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:50

Hahahaha!

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