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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:04

That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:15

I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?

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TwoFlushTurd 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:46

this has been posted before

killerfishes 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:54

Nuts

parapeople 5

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:18

OP, your mom is your friend?

Hannalea_fml 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:37

^ Aha, win.

tboudre 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:36

repeat!

toast1b 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:44

Your mom is on facebook??? How about your granny

arocker 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:44

you forgot the of "20 of my friends"

ColetteL 4

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:59

I didn't think of that. You could be right. That may have been the mom's way of telling the gf "good I didn't like you anyway".

amazingjane 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 21:12

maybe ur mom doesn't like her and all her friends wanna bang u......glass half full.

lowlaaloo47 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:30

hahahaha even your mom.

Erindub 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:45

Its shit like this that keeps me from creating a Facebook account

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