Miscellaneous: Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was...

By Kallian - 09/11/2012 06:47 - Australia

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

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Friday 9 November 2012 17:02

18- It WAS a shit faced awesome night. 12- Yeah, I kinda was tripping.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 9 November 2012 12:15

Just be glad your friends have this video for you to remember something from that night! Also, taste the rainbow!

Pleonasm 35

Friday 9 November 2012 12:15

Two skittle shots? DOUBLE RAINBOW! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! HNGHHHH

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dabeast15 7

Saturday 10 November 2012 23:15

HAHA!

padajuan 11

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:02

This sounds like my kinda party.

yusaku02 20

Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:22

At least you were drinking Vikings colors.

octopussperm125 18

Friday 30 November 2012 4:39

I think u mean joyous kwanza

KestrelGirl 15

Wednesday 26 February 2014 19:06

This post made my day. You mixed up not one, not two, but THREE winter holidays. Merry/Happy/Joyous ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah.

BiNeko 12

Thursday 24 April 2014 20:32

That's ******* awesome bro

khaya420 12

Monday 28 April 2014 12:53

That's not a really an FML though

great_nate 26

Sunday 4 December 2016 5:37

How is this an FML? Where is the down side?

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