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Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Gamers gonna game

he wasn't even playing - 07/12/2014 04:52 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML

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Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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Gamers rise up

Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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Gamers rise up

Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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Plebs need not apply.

chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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structuredchaoz 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:07

Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor

Mitcha857 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 9:13

wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend

Bee26 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:36

time to say goodbye

kemando 22

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:44

that's valid. they make lots of money.

doubleodoggy 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:53

boys and their toys

StlHarper19 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:10

dump him.

Disembob 16

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:35

If you take a right you will come to the exit of the internet. USE IT

psycho456 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:03

win

sprinklesz 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:24

that's bullshit!

drcool41 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:59

did u know a lot of them make 6 figures just for playing a couple hours a day. you should respect him

Drummerfuk 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 2:35

Jokes don't exist any more, huh?

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:06

sounds like he's the one

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