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By scratchy - 08/12/2010 14:56 - Israel

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

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Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:58

Your man is too stupid to be a man.

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Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:53

well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.

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Saturday 12 October 2013 7:37

Just tell him no sex till you do

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Wednesday 25 June 2014 6:22

wow tie him down and shave his head haha

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Wednesday 24 June 2015 9:41

shave his head

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