Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me... - FML

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

He had me at STFU bitch and put it on

ximeldax 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.

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shoecrazy 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:48

how romantic

hemz_fml 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:16

what a G

drdna 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:17

you picked him stupid. YDI

ShaundraLikeWhoa 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:23

hahaha. I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

babyjm 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:32

Haha!! Aye atleast he proposed!

kenz2284 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:40

I hope you told him what a sorry loser he is and left!

Princess_D33 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:43

I can just see it now.... "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "Yeah, I guess."

SneakherHead 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:00

What a Boss

CuddleBunny02 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:00

It's things like this that give people the impression that romance is dead. I'm sorry.

ferniferous 15

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:36

ahahaha that is awesome. Seriously, I love how he's not so serious about everything. It's like, he knew you couldn't possibly say no and that your marriage was inevitable, so he didn't freak out about it. Awesome.

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