Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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acroatic 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:23

FYL? That's ADORABLE!

duckyx1 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:23

you are obviously very stiff and uptight.....and he's oviously funny and cute

Crazy_Cookie 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:24

LOL cute and funny!

lunaroseemh 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:26

that ain't an fml, that's cute!

DancingHorse 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:27

LMAO!!! Sounds like something my boyfriend would say.

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:31

so?

xfrankenstienx 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:32

Seriously? I would have loved it if my boyfriend did that.You really shouldn't complain.So no your life doesn't suck,your a lucky bitch.

BLooDYxNiGHTS 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:33

Umno. That is ADORABLE.

iChica 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:34

How is that bad? It sounds funny! Those are the type of moments where cameras and youtube come in handy. :P

jess222 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:34

coooool boyfriend..... lol

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