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By dumpedattheclub - 28/03/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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darkfaery 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 11:02

If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

Carolaaine 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:47

As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

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marycjones 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:07

Who let this FML pass??? Obviously, the g/f was either kidding or is a dumbass. X_X Not an FML.

danarama 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:45

ITS JUST A SONG

ditlihi 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:45

Oh? Is going "steady" meaning you are married now?

notmuch 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:54

She was just hinting to you that she wants to get engaged.

AngieLam18 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:51

Technically, if you are not married, she is single.

twilightgirl21 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:57

she is a **** and you need to talk to her. That was not right what she did. even if it was just a song

new_sl4ng 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:08

That song is fun, Id raise my hands and dance around too. Dont need to read in to every little thing =/ #89- You're a fool.

sarcastic_much10 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:39

I would've said "**** you, too." and then left. That's just rude... and no number 89 also

sarcastic_much10 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:41

also, 88: if you're in a RELATIONSHIP of ANY SORT with ANY PERSON you are NOT SINGLE!!!!

wtfxup 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:26

that happened to me. i took it as a joke. then she cheated on me a month later. fml.

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