Animals: Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having...

By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:26

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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cmtriplecage 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:38

ouch sounds like something someone in my family would do i better warn them right now

squeaky_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:54

I bet your mom feels worse than you do. The cat probably didn't enjoy the experience much either.

steampunk_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:56

If i had a dollar for every time my mom threw my cat on me... he's a big guy too.

mandapanda93 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:26

ahaha #7

Lobster_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:36

Your mom is so stupid.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:40

wtf. your mom is actually retarded.

AnneFTW 17

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:21

Hahaha! That sucks but it's hilarious!

sugarspyce 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:41

Oh I hope you are alright. Happy Birthday!

Meemer147 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:26

Your mom needs to THINK before you DO

GrkPrincess89 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:03

Ur mom is retarded.

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