Animals: Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having...

By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:26

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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genesis357 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:35

#10~~ GREAT idea!!!!

westsideknight 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:50

hahaha.....Brilliant

awkard576 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:20

Um. Hope it was happy?

CeeJay99 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:28

This is why i had my rescued cat declawed.

lifeislife_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:24

Aw, the eye chart should have the letters "FML" on it!

areveillon_fml 3

Monday 8 June 2009 2:36

Excellent

noodles_200 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:16

parents are tarded i feal sorry for u ylf

B_C_N10 0

Friday 12 June 2009 13:35

#2 thats hilarious!!!!! KENLEY COLLINS! i didnt like her much either! WEL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! hope all they healed well!!!!!

danceydancetime 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:50

cool, mom! at least you got to hold this against her for good gifts, right?

haylieejae 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:10

hahaha, that's nice. how do you make illustrated FMLs? i want to make one!!

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