Animals: Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having... - FML

By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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0___0 9

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:26

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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cbhoward1998 8

Wednesday 5 February 2014 8:44

happy 16th birthday

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Sunday 22 February 2015 21:05

Well I guess it can't get much worse

Purexinsanity 46

Monday 6 April 2015 5:16

I'm sure your mother didn't really know the stray cat would do that unless it's shown signs of aggression in the past. Hope you had a good birthday OP!

kesht1996 12

Saturday 11 April 2015 23:39

Was it your 16th birthday? If it was this becomes a great deal more hilarious

OptimusSlime 23

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:45

My cousin once did something similar by waking me up by putting their cat on top of me. I still to this day have a long scar all the way down my side from that.

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