Health: Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place...

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:24

that's sad

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smartalek 2

Monday 27 June 2011 15:36

there's this thing called dieting. or do you have a GLANDULAR problem?

Trebie 6

Monday 27 June 2011 20:38

This illustration is the most amazing thing ever.

pink_raindrops 26

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:51

Lol i love when the guy pulls out pictures of his kitty in skanky clothes.

cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:58

i love this lol

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:34

Omfg lmao epic XD

Lovelyfailure 16

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:33

LMAO! This is an epic win! :D

bainen3 5

Monday 25 July 2011 5:03

the big eye face he makes while cuddling the animal is ADORABLE!

TheDeadlyBones 0

Friday 29 July 2011 14:38

u gotz uz a lukky dime!!!!!!!

SelfieDK 8

Monday 8 August 2011 16:25

Did he died?

mastersmurf 13

Monday 15 August 2011 12:54

The illustration just made this post brilliant.

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