Health: Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By RedFaced - 27/05/2016 00:11 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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By Such a rush - 27/09/2025 15:00

Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML

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KatrinaKitten 16

Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.

myleshoops 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:10

Worse=more noticeable, am I right?

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chaoticnh 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:47

missed your teeth by a little bit champ

theubersauceness 1

Friday 1 July 2011 0:48

I think this is a repost

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Friday 1 July 2011 0:53

Haven't we heard a similar FML before...? -_-

Beverly863 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:54

if u use colgate toothpaste; studies show that that particular toothpaste can reduce/remove a pimple

golfswimboy 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:58

why exactly was there toothpaste on your face?

ferrarixxx20 1

Friday 1 July 2011 1:00

you did it wrong homie, that shit works like a charm

lemothelemon 14

Friday 1 July 2011 1:07

it dries out the pimple making it worse and speeding up progression so u can pop it, not make it vetter

practicesafesax 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:13

Uh yeah, thats why toothpaste is for teeth.... not your face.

jennaizbeast 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:14

.... y?

AirForce48 2

Friday 1 July 2011 1:14

Just use a needle to open it up then squeeze everything out and wash your face then you should be good

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