Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my... - FML

By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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RitzyHoke 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Your dad ROCKS. Period.

lottofee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:04

muhaha i love your dad!

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Futurecre8 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:04

*******...hilarious

ming88 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:01

your dad is cool.. either he is very practical or he has a interesting sense of humour..

Jakojan 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:52

YDI for not putting your clock somewhere where you cant reach it from the bed...

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Saturday 18 September 2010 15:30

LMFAO!!! WIN!

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Sunday 21 November 2010 19:56

Ur dad is smart.

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Friday 15 April 2011 3:04

he's verra smart

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he's verra smart

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Sunday 17 April 2011 6:02

he's verra smart

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:59

it got you up didnt it hahaha

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Monday 29 August 2011 23:49

Good idea!

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