Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off...

By Danny - 25/04/2011 13:07

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

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Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Awkward family gatherings

By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Bensenville

Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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juliahockey 0

Monday 25 April 2011 18:56

LOL that is hilarious!

Docbee 11

Monday 25 April 2011 18:57

who won?

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ackboy24 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:41

I bet your grandmother won lol

bearybearilys 0

Friday 29 April 2011 10:59

bearybearilys 0

Friday 29 April 2011 11:04

jarrettd 27

Friday 15 July 2011 21:58

ive got 20 bucks on grandma

sandybaybe 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:29

Wow..

MissCuteStack 12

Thursday 25 August 2011 0:04

At times like this all you gotta say is... AKWARD !!!!

flockz 19

Thursday 17 November 2011 3:31

wrinkles ew

asleepingbear 8

Monday 26 March 2012 5:27

Who was winning

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:30

I liked the first part of this FML. The second part, not do much *shudders*

DarthVader77 9

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:53

Well, it is a sign of vitality! ;)

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Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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Today, I spent $400 on concert tickets just to hear, “I’d fuck the lead singer” for three hours leading up to the concert. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML

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