Miscellaneous: Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair... - FML

By missblair - 04/04/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

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missblair 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:09

The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

SomethingWitty 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

Time for bangs...

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danidee 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 6:55

time for bangs?

angela3222 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:34

YDI. Who gets spray tan's? I think it's stupid.

DisappearingRose 18

Friday 3 September 2010 6:03

Bangs

amayaa_fml 7

Monday 6 December 2010 7:47

haha looks like your gonna have to super bronze now

julz017 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 20:20

I'm Black. I won at tanning through genetics.

deathzombie1314 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:50

BANGS!!

bagleface 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:34

Head band

bagleface 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:34

Head band

lncrow 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 23:14

Just buy makeup that matches the tone of the tan and put it on your forehead? Problem solved

mrhanky 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:32

Why didn't you just spray your forehead after?

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