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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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mischief_managed_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:58

Don't worry, I've done this too... Harry Potter is great. :)

zabeth_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:11

OP: Google 'mirror neurons' - it's natural to mimic what you see, like wincing when someone gets punched in the balls or smiling when others are smiling. S'called being human. :) At least your brain's intact?

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doglover100 28

Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:21

You are really into the movie, that's awesome.

Rabbit_Solo 5

Wednesday 26 March 2014 11:55

...why is this a FML?

siobhan_whovian 4

Thursday 3 April 2014 2:04

Why is this an FML? I do this all the time

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 13:12

We've all done that. The movies suck you into the Harry Potter world.

Morgana666 6

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:41

after all these years? Always.

ShannonBonnanen 15

Friday 28 August 2015 19:30

You have no life haha

failarmy123 11

Friday 11 September 2015 11:54

What's wrong with that????

sldvemwv 7

Sunday 6 December 2015 19:54

what's the problem

CausticBrain 14

Wednesday 6 July 2016 11:37

your a wizard shlo

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