Love: Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand,... - FML

By peak4u - 09/10/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

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Friday 10 October 2014 23:21

Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.

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JH159753 21

Friday 10 October 2014 10:40

That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.

ruckfules85 34

Friday 10 October 2014 10:41

Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.

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Sunday 12 October 2014 20:09

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