By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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msbeans 13

pmsl smart cat, retaliation in a dutch :p

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Chikioke_ 5

That is NOT how you play with the pussy sir.

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JackHuason 22

That's why you don't mess with your sister's pussy

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johnwilkesbooth 10

.. why would you fart on a kitten?? are you human?? do you have a heart?? have fun with your ass farts and kittens, dude

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LyricaSilvan 29

And that is why you shouldn't mess with a cat. They're vindictive little *****.

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stargirl3498 15

You play with kittens naked?

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