Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting... - FML

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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IghtMike 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:43

He deserved it.

fylcuzthatsfunny 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:44

'A' fir effort! Ftw

codaic1549 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:44

that is why u don't ride the rides!!

Ariel09 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:45

"Today, I went to ride a roller coaster. I was completely terrified. Then, some random guy next to me rudely elbowed me in the face, making me cry. FML."

mathsponge 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:45

Ahhahaa! U deserved it

CreamyGoodness 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:51

Why didn u whip ou ur boobs? that wud have cheerd me up ha

kittypurry 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:53

lmfao fhl!

ISCxGUYI 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:53

Yay!

njonaslvr26 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:53

13? and he cried? woooowwww

judgmentalbear 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:00

Aw that sux. I hope you apologized. And wtf #11

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