Transportation: Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep.... - FML

By accountnamevalid - 21/07/2013 04:45 - United States - Littleton

Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML

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accountnamevalid 3

Monday 22 July 2013 6:45

It was a Greyhound, and I'd been up for 2 days. He didn't say a word to me about it. After I was told by the lady behind me, I apologized profusely, and he said "it's alright. I figured you must really need the sleep." Super nice guy, but I wanted to die.

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kitsune309 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:11

Poor bastard. FHL

perdix 29

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:13

Yeah, well he should shut the **** up while you are trying to sleep! What kind of boyfriend is he?

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LostDN 9

Friday 19 February 2016 5:21

Your ass would've been shoved straight off your seat and onto the floor

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