Love: Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched...

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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RichHurtz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:09

Someone taps you so you roundhouse kick them? What are you, an idiot?

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Thursday 16 April 2009 16:07

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bridawg 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 4:23

dude Just say kick you make it sound so lame when you say round house kick

MightyWalrus 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:02

remind me not to be friends with you

llllJakubllll 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 22:41

How special are you? You roundhouse kick someone who punches you softly in the back.

itaimumwiro 8

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:59

ouch

iammestaman 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:33

you wifebeater! I like it! show her who's boss!

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:03

YDI for trying to pull a Chuck Norris.

Bella_is_my_name 4

Monday 4 July 2011 0:38

ydi for overreacting!

Bobby64 29

Friday 22 July 2011 19:35

So, it would've been OK if you gave your friend a roundhouse kick...?

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 8:43

do you just roundhouse kick on the regular ?

kchabot 2

Friday 26 August 2011 18:20

Wtf is a roundhouse kick?!?! Lol

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