Health: Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal...

By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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Viiarla 5

Saturday 26 May 2012 4:47

dude that just happened to me, surgery and all. Are u me from the future?

Cinephile_fml 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 7:21

Maybe he thought that if you added more pain to existing injuries they would cancel out and you would feel good, kinda like negative x negative= positive. or he was like 'TAKE IT TO THE NUTS!"