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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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Saturday 19 February 2011 8:30

What are you, 5 years old?

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**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.

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Akers_L7 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:16

Lol thats kinda cute

screamo_neve 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 21:21

*you're

lollipopsaje 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:35

what a keeper haha

Whistlee 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 21:58

He might think you are now a man.

hannafood 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 2:27

That would be me

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