Miscellaneous: Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat....

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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Start going to the gym ;)

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Owowowowow 6

Saturday 17 January 2015 7:45

Your friend is a bitch.

flossingpancake 18

Sunday 25 October 2015 7:54

Great friends you have

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