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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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mshoes12346 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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chilldude69 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:43

so i'm guessing he had the deer in headlights effect.

Buzzy123 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:47

"Commander we are about to eject a milky fluid....Wait! Your female owner has walked in quickly switch to ****!"

sko12342 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:50

Spock is pretty sexy... So...

kayvan 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:54

Need more info before saying whether it's an FML or not. What was he masturbating to? Spock? Kirk? Or some hot alien girl?

ZynetriaJ13 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:00

Weird. that would be a definite reason for me to dump him.

HeyImJuli 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:22

Thank you! Fellow star trek inquiring minds need to know!! (and u forgot one of my favs- deep space 9)

allstar2000000 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:50

He rocks out with his Spock out

beezleboss2010 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:10

Wtf? I thought those were just jokes said about nerds, I didn't know ppl actually did it...

Beck2209 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:16

Maybe I should check this out sometime.

misterpanda 2

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:39

Live long and prosper ;)

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